#midnight burger spoilers

[cabinetcreature]

he’s divorced. he worked at the dmv. he has no idea how to run a diner. he’s 173 years old. he loves the history channel. he’s besties with an android built by his ex wife to hunt him down. he does a terrible western accent. he has a meltdown when his magic diner stops working and jettisons his friend into space. he has amnesia. all his friends think he is a loser with nothing to offer. he is a terrible father. he is a loving father. he tries to foil the plans of a space pirate by being so boring and sad that they give up (he fails.) he compares himself to orpheus. he was so pathetic that a fourth dimensional being built him friends. he gets messages from far away civilizations in his brain. he doesn’t know what radioactivity is. his first job was at an orange julius. he has two mommies.

[littleacebee]

Zebulon woke up with Effie to be with her when she couldn’t sleep and offered her different kinds of comfort and told her to check up on the diner because he knew it might give her at least a little bit of peace and didn’t make fun it was silly and offered her pancakes at 2 am and shared fun fact about ancient Egypt and made her laugh. Oh god, so many Mucklewains emotions. I love them so much. I need more looks at their little home when they are not on the radio. Joe Fisher give me Mucklewains dancing to their old time songs in their old time home please, I need it

[deconstructthesoup]

Me listening to this episode of Midnight Burger: Ooooh, cool, we've got Ava shattering the worldview of a couple of aliens, Effie's teaching said aliens how to square dance, we got our standard badass Zeb & Effie moments---

SIMON FAIRCHILD?!

[st-peculiar]

Love the reoccurring trend in midnight burger where everyone’s favorite Latina powerhouse restaurant manager is always the best character no matter what the situation

[lemonlinelights]

"I think we all know what book he's going to pick."

"Gulliver's Travels."

"wHAT-"

[merelymaple]

MIDNIGHT BURGER IS GOING TO BE THE FUCKING END OF ME.

JUST GIVE VERGE A HAPPY ENDING, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. THEY MAY BE A MASS MURDERER, THEY MAY HAVE KILLED SO MANY MANY MANY PEOPLE, BUT THEY'RE SO SWEET AND GOOD AND COULD DO NO WRONG LET THEM FEEL JOY ALREADY!!!

This is about Episode 6 of Welcome to the Horizon specifically.

[strewbi]

I appreciate that at first you think Leif’s character growth is from criminal to line cook who’s turned his life around, but no. the acceptance he has gained about himself, especially in the young Leif episodes is that he had a sexy past. He cooks in a diner now and he’s satisfied, but his 20’s were extremely sexy, what is there to atone for? Being too hot?

[quisters]

This was very them

[unmechanism]

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

[wellwornwonder]

"all I have are *milk facts*" TANGLE the sass

[seliseon]

Hearing all three Midst narrator VAs in the newest episode of Midnight Burger

[koszmarnybudyn]

Wtf do you mean theres more things like the diner out there wtf do you mean???? And i really caught up here, and now i gotta wait a month for more??? That's so sadddd, i can't, also i guess i gotta translate french now. Fuck this episode was good, hopefully i can draw fanart soon cause like holy shit.

[worms-in-the-brain]

I’m still thinking about her

[randomfandomsgobrrrrrr]

right now im watching (listening?) To midnight burger and I love it so much. It has everything! Kpop wolves, bombs, crime (alot of that), there's a dude with lesbian moms, there's a hyper religious couple (from what I think is from the late 1800's) who live in the radio who are totally fine with said moms, there's a man who's over 100 years old who is also in his late 30s, the science lady in the corner booth sang a tom lehner song, they open at six, the entire universe is confused at their existence, and its great

[st-peculiar]

I like how in Midnight Burger the sudden onslaught of being able to speak fluent French is considered one of the events that will eventually lead to the atomic dissipation of a universe

[lemonlinelights]

"How could they be our enemies when they invented square dancing?" BFJDHDNEHC